Women: mysterious creatures driving men insane since forever...
Things she does that make him question his sanity (and love for her). You've been warned: this list might resonate a bit too much...
Here are the things:
1. Leaving the cap off the toothpaste... again. Is it really that hard?
2. Asking "do I look fat in this?" (no winning answer exists, trust us)
3. Overexplaining every single detail of her day. He got the gist after 5 minutes.
4. "Correcting" his stories in front of friends. Embarrassing him since forever.
5. Changing plans... 10 minutes before leaving. Because spontaneity means 2 hours' notice.
6. Multitasking conversations: talking to him while texting friends and watching TV.
7. Analyzing every. single. text message he sends. He just said "hey" calmly.
8. Shopping for "just 5 minutes"*: 2 hours later, his feet still hurt.
9. Defining "on time" as 15 minutes late. Chronic fashionableness syndrome.
10. Winning every argument with "because I'm right". End of discussion.
11. using his razor to shave. It's not so much the using of the razor as it is the leaving it dull, hairy, and not put back where it's supposed to be.
12. having 6384939483 products on top of the bathroom sink. Isn't that what the drawers and cabinets are for? Or that storage doo-hickey you made him get?
13. Crying at every suggestion for correction or improvement on anything related to her. Don't take everything so personal. Or serious.
Whats the most annoying your woman (or you, if you're the woman) does that drives you bananas?! Post below!
If he's still standing after reading this list, congratulations – he's a keeper (or a glutton for punishment)! He has stayed with you, happily (usually, anyway) through all the annoying things that you do as a lady. He knows you don't mean to, it's just entrained in your nature. Same goes for him, tonight. Try to cut him some slack on the annoying, disgusting things he does (sorry, fellas, it's generally true) as a man.
until next time...
mama gnome, a.k.a. Eliza
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