Dating Men Who Have Lost All Touch with Reality: Stories of Romantic Encounters with Delusional, Awkward, and Just Plain Weird Guys
You've been there - swiping right on charm, only to meet ego, insanity, or a guy who thinks he's still in his baby photos (funny story-keep reading). You've been there, right?!
Below are actual stories our readers sent in. Stories of dates that made us question everything – including his sanity and our own dating apps.
Keep reading for motivation to revisit the idea of never. Dating. Again...even if it means you die alone! If nothing else, you'll get some laughs, I'm pretty sure of that!
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The Cringe-Worthy Dates:
• He spent the entire date talking about his ex's acne... in detail.
• He belched the alphabet and thought it was charming.
• He answered his mom's calls – THREE times – during dinner.
• He asked me to pay because 'women's liberation isn't about money'.
• He did a 20-minute impression of his cat's meow during coffee.
• He asked if I believed in love at first sight or should he walk by again.
• He pulled out a baby photo of himself and said 'this is what I'll look like in 10 years'.
• He spent the entire date criticizing my job choice – while working at Subway.
For those of you who were brave enough to share your story with us, thank you. I did you a solid and left out your names. Hopefully the rest of you learn a thing or two from their stories. Take home number one--dating is overrated. It's rough out there. Good luck, y'all.
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Thanks for stopping by, y'all. Until next time...
Mama Gnome, A.K.A. Eliza
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