Cheesiest Pickup Lines in Dating

Published on 16 June 2025 at 22:17

 

I have always found myself wondering....do people really use pickup lines and think they sound good? Any time anybody has ever used one on me I just can't help but laugh. And this time, I am laughing at you, NOT with you. Maybe that's the goal - to simply get her to laugh. Someone said one of these from this list to me the other day. Can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint...it wasn't such a bad one, in the scheme of pickup lines.

 

I thought it would be fun to talk about some of the cheesiest pickup lines used in dating these days. These things are always changing, so a lot of these might be new to you - unless you're active in the dating scene. Today I did a VLOG, so you'll want to turn up the sound and watch this short video - see if you can keep a straight face.

 

 

 

Do you want any crackers with that cheese? Oh my gosh, you guys, some of these are absolutely HORRIBLE and beyond cringeworthy. I just can't even with some of them. Seriously, what's the worst pickup line anyone has ever used on you? Go ahead and drop it in the comments below - I'd absolutely love to read through them and probably laugh (or cringe) along with you. Maybe we could even pick out a few of the best or the funniest ones and create another episode entirely dedicated to cheesy pickup lines! Doesn't that sound fun?

 

 

Well, hopefully, you got a good laugh out of that because I know I certainly did. Thanks so much for stopping by, as usual – your support truly means a lot to me, and I deeply appreciate you taking the time. Don’t forget to swing by my store and treat yourself to some awesome merch while you’re here, and hey, make sure to check out my Amazon recommendation of the day (#advertisement) for something you might love. Lastly, I’ve got an entertaining and fun pickup line generator for y’all straight from ChadGPT. It’s fully customizable or can be totally random – whatever works best to fit your needs or simply for your entertainment purposes.

 

Until next time...

 

Mama Gnome, A.K.A. Eliza

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Bryan
10 days ago

There is no sound on the vlog