The Ultimate Guide to Your Girlfriends - The Good, the Bad, & the Dramatic (and the ones that live with their parents)
Women friends – we love them, we need them, we occasionally want to hide from them... "Whether it's your Girl squad, friend crew, or just your partner-in-crime – we love them. But each one falls into a category, a type. To say each girlfriend is in a category of girlfriends doesn't mean you love them any less. You love them all, maybe the same amount, just different. It's like your kids, you can't have favorites...
So. Here are the types:
1. The Gossip: Knows everyone's business before they do. Keep this one at an arm's length of distance. You don't want her spreading your gossip around.
2. The Therapist: Always listens, never judges (mostly).. This is the one you want around when s*** is hitting the fan for you.
3. The Party Planner: Still throws ragers like college days. This is the one you want around when you have a breakup.
4. The Drama Queen: Every story is a soap opera episode. This one is fun but can be a bit much in large doses.
5. The Ghost: Always "busy" – aka ignoring your calls. This one is me. Bahahahaha.
6. The Mom Friend: Offers parenting advice to everyone. This one usually starts with the mom advice before being a mom.
7. The Sass Master: Keeps everyone in check with her sharp tongue. This one is also me. Don't get on my bad side. Ha.
8. The Eternal Optimist: Thinks everyone's ex still loves them. This one is good to have around at all times. Who couldn't use a little extra positivity in their life.
There you have it – the hilarious, loving, and sometimes dramatic world of female friends! Cherish your girl friends – they're the ones who'll laugh with you, cry with you, and binge-watch Netflix together!
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