Maybe this isn't such a healthy coping mechanism, but I use humor in place of grief, sadness, stress, exhaustion...really, all the things. maybe not anger, I know all too well how to be angry. anyway, I find that humor helps, long story short. it lightens the load. it minimizes the catastrophe. it keeps your mind off things and your heart from feeling too much angst. I recommend. although it just comes natural for me to do this, so I don't know how easy it would be to try it if it's not natural. if you would like to, though, I threw together some super corny gnome jokes for you to practice with! I wrote this whole piece twice. once with regular jokes, and something just felt off. to the mean troll lady today, it's probably my loser-ish no friends life...but in reality, it was missing the gnomes. you gotta have gnome jokes. so, here goes...
- one liners:
- I'm gnome-ing crazy over you!
- Gnomes have little patience – we're short tempered!
- My life is gnome-tally perfect chaos!
- I'm not lazy, I'm just gnome-ally conserving energy!
- dad jokes:
- Why did Dad gnome his lawn so much? Because he wanted it to be gnom-tastic!
- What did Dad gnome say to his little gnome son? "You're a-maze-ing!"
- Why did the gnome dad bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
- What did the gnome dad say when his kid asked to stay up late? "Gnome chance, bedtime!"
- bar jokes:
- Why did the gnome get kicked out of the bar? He was caught gnome-ering drinks!
- Why did the gnome go to therapy after happy hour? He had dwarfed emotional issues!
- What did the bartender say to the gnome who ordered a beer? "You're gnome-ally allowed one more!"
- Why did the gnome start a bar fight? He was fed up with all the tall tales!
- pick up lines:
- . "Are you a garden gnome? Because you're making my heart sprout feelings!"
- . "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your flowerbed again?"
- . "Gnome-body compares to you – want to dig into something together?"
- "You must be a fairy – you're enchanting my gnome heart!"
hopefully some of those made you chuckle, even if it was out of pure corniness. I know they did me. if you have any better ones, let us know in the comments. they don't even have to be gnome themed! I do not, however, want to hear about healthy coping mechanisms. I know all about them and they don't work for me. thanks y'all. have a good one! until next time...
Mama's gnome shop, a.k.a. eliza
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